I couldn’t help but notice the resemblance between a Dutch politician not noted for his welcoming attitude to other cultures and the Danish company Lego’s version of Palpatine, the scheming, powerful and evil emperor of the galaxy in Star Wars. I feel certain this is a coincidence.
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