Sir,
Has anyone noticed the remarkable
similarity between newly appointed USA National Security Chief John Bolton and the hapless and accident prone Mr Pastry? What could possibly go wrong? I wonder if by chance they could be retaliated?
ALI JONES
Hamilton

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