As part of our commitment to keep the Sanatorium open 7 days a week, we must warn you that it may soon be closed.
Mr Hunt is having problems with the resident doctor, young Doctor Junior, who for some inexplicable reason doesn’t want to work 24/7. Wake up, Dr Junior! I said WAKE UP!!!!
We live in a 24/7 world, where people are ill all the time and they can’t wait around for you to get out of bed. So wake up again! And smell the coffee, from the excellent privatised Fastbuck coffee outlet, where Matron’s office used to be. Skinny Flat White to go – and I don’t mean Mr Hunt! (Finkelstein, D., that’s sick! And not in a queueing-up-outside-the-san sense!)
No one in the Sanatorium business nowadays can have a 5 days on, 2 days off, working week. If you wanted that sort of lifestyle, you should have dropped medicine and studied to become a Headmaster. Only joking, I don’t work 5 days!