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A Message From The Headmaster
Issue 1363
nigel nick.jpg Just a short message from me this week, as I want to devote as much space – and rope – as possible to Nick, who bravely took on Mr Farage (who runs the fruitcake stall on the right-hand side of the drive when you come in through the gates) in an epic showdown on the Ferrari, N Show, held in the Sixth Form Media Studies Centre, in the Murdoch Block. Nick rather fancies himself at debating and you may recall him unwisely taking on the Headmaster a few years ago, after which he seemed to think he’d “won”. Well, Nick, here’s a debating point for you: Who’s the Headmaster? And who’s reduced to debating with a nutcase on a schoolboy radio station? Over to you, Ferrari, N!

D.C.

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