The UK's number one best-selling news and current affairs magazine, edited by Ian Hislop https://www.private-eye.co.uk Copyright Private Eye https://www.private-eye.co.uk/?issue=1684 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1684/current-issue&GUID=559 Find out whats in the latest edition of Private Eye. Selected highlights from the UK's number one best-selling news and current affairs magazine including our top stories, cartoons, the Eye crossword, Dumb Britain, Lookalikes, Colemanballs and much more. Plus added extras including our online shop for subscriptions offers, binders and back issues plus the eyePlayer, Covers Library, Blog and Classifieds. https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1684/current-issue#Comments Wed, 23 Sep 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=in_the_back&issue=1684 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=in_the_back&issue=1684&GUID=559 BILLIONAIRE Chris Rokos must be hoping he gets better advice on his offshore flit to Greece than he has on previous tax ruses. https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=in_the_back#Comments Wed, 23 Sep 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=columnists&issue=1684 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=columnists&issue=1684&GUID=559 MOST of the world’s population lives in countries run by an authoritarian government. Ever in the vanguard, Venezuela has two. https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=columnists#Comments Wed, 23 Sep 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=news&issue=1684 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=news&issue=1684&GUID=559 “HIS Majesty is mindful that the pain of fraternal grief can cloud reason, affect judgement and colour memory in ways others do not recognise, even many years after such a loss,” was the response from Buckingham Palace to Earl Spencer’s shocking claim in his new book that the King “went nuts” in a phone call shortly after his ex-wife Diana’s death and told her brother “we’ll forget her soon enough”. https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=news#Comments Wed, 23 Sep 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=crossword&issue=1684 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1684/crossword&GUID=559 Win £100 in our latest crossword competition <p> https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1684/crossword#Comments Wed, 23 Sep 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=cartoons&issue=1684 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1684/cartoons&GUID=559 A few sample cartoons from the latest issue. <p> https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1684/cartoons#Comments Wed, 23 Sep 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=lookalikes&issue=1684 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1684/lookalikes&GUID=559 The latest lookalikes in your Private Eye. https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1684/lookalikes#Comments Wed, 23 Sep 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=columnists&issue=1684 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1684/columnists&GUID=559 Find out what our columnists are writing about in this weeks Private Eye<p> https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1684/columnists#Comments Wed, 23 Sep 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/?issue=1683 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1683/current-issue&GUID=558 Find out whats in the latest edition of Private Eye. Selected highlights from the UK's number one best-selling news and current affairs magazine including our top stories, cartoons, the Eye crossword, Dumb Britain, Lookalikes, Colemanballs and much more. Plus added extras including our online shop for subscriptions offers, binders and back issues plus the eyePlayer, Covers Library, Blog and Classifieds. https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1683/current-issue#Comments Tue, 08 Sep 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=hp_sauce&issue=1683 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=hp_sauce&issue=1683&GUID=558 BIG tech certainly has an ally in Andy Burnham’s choice of chair for his AI taskforce. https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=hp_sauce#Comments Tue, 08 Sep 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=street_of_shame&issue=1683 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=street_of_shame&issue=1683&GUID=558 “IF I had any clue that anything remotely like this was even possible, I would never have got involved in supporting Trump in the first place and I’m very ashamed that I did,” announced an apparently contrite Milo Yiannopoulos recently after the previously rabid MAGA-ist fell foul of his own hero’s policies and was forcibly removed from the US. https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=street_of_shame#Comments Tue, 08 Sep 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=news&issue=1683 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=news&issue=1683&GUID=558 AS PM-in-waiting in mid-July, Andy Burnham reportedly told Labour MPs Britain had become an “outsourced state with little accountability” and he wanted to see more “insourcing”. https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=news#Comments Tue, 08 Sep 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=crossword&issue=1683 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1683/crossword&GUID=558 Win £100 in our latest crossword competition <p> https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1683/crossword#Comments Tue, 08 Sep 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=cartoons&issue=1683 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1683/cartoons&GUID=558 A few sample cartoons from the latest issue. <p> https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1683/cartoons#Comments Tue, 08 Sep 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=lookalikes&issue=1683 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1683/lookalikes&GUID=558 The latest lookalikes in your Private Eye. https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1683/lookalikes#Comments Tue, 08 Sep 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=columnists&issue=1683 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1683/columnists&GUID=558 Find out what our columnists are writing about in this weeks Private Eye<p> https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1683/columnists#Comments Tue, 08 Sep 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/?issue=1682 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1682/current-issue&GUID=557 Find out whats in the latest edition of Private Eye. Selected highlights from the UK's number one best-selling news and current affairs magazine including our top stories, cartoons, the Eye crossword, Dumb Britain, Lookalikes, Colemanballs and much more. Plus added extras including our online shop for subscriptions offers, binders and back issues plus the eyePlayer, Covers Library, Blog and Classifieds. https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1682/current-issue#Comments Tue, 18 Aug 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=in_the_back&issue=1682 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=in_the_back&issue=1682&GUID=557 THERE are dysfunctional public bodies and then there’s Lord (Ben) Houchen’s Tees Valley (TVCA) Authority and its wholly owned South Tees Development Corporation (STDC). https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=in_the_back#Comments Tue, 18 Aug 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=news&issue=1682 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=news&issue=1682&GUID=557 A SURPRISING hero emerged from the account of Fifa president Gianni Infantino’s alleged payoff of his lover when he was general secretary of Uefa, European football’s governing body. https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=news#Comments Tue, 18 Aug 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=columnists&issue=1682 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=columnists&issue=1682&GUID=557 MUCH like Marvel, Fox News has its own cinematic universe �" a cast of characters in which its audience can invest their hopes and fears. 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Their new Thanos is Hasan Piker. https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=columnists#Comments Tue, 18 Aug 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=crossword&issue=1682 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1682/crossword&GUID=557 Win £100 in our latest crossword competition <p> https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1682/crossword#Comments Tue, 18 Aug 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=cartoons&issue=1682 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1682/cartoons&GUID=557 A few sample cartoons from the latest issue. <p> https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1682/cartoons#Comments Tue, 18 Aug 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=lookalikes&issue=1682 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1682/lookalikes&GUID=557 The latest lookalikes in your Private Eye. https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1682/lookalikes#Comments Tue, 18 Aug 2026 14:00:00 GMT https://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=columnists&issue=1682 https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1682/columnists&GUID=557 Find out what our columnists are writing about in this weeks Private Eye<p> https://www.private-eye.co.uk/issue-1682/columnists#Comments Tue, 18 Aug 2026 14:00:00 GMT