The UK's number one best-selling news and current affairs magazine, edited by Ian Hislop http://www.private-eye.co.uk/ Copyright Private Eye http://www.private-eye.co.uk/?issue=1340 http://www.private-eye.co.uk?issue=1340&GUID=213 Find out whats in the latest edition of Private Eye. Selected highlights from the UK's number one best-selling news and current affairs magazine including our top stories, cartoons, the Eye crossword, Dumb Britain, Lookalikes, Colemanballs and much more. Plus added extras including our online shop for subscriptions offers, binders and back issues plus the eyePlayer, Covers Library, Blog and Classifieds. http://www.private-eye.co.uk/?issue=1340#Comments Tue, 14 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=media_news&issue=1340 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=media_news&issue=1340&GUID=213 SEXUAL abuse by famous presenters, bullying by managers - can things get any worse for the BBC? Er, yes. The Eye learns that the corporation's religion and ethics department is now having its own ethics scrutinised: Lord Patten has asked the BBC investigations unit to look into "serious concerns" about the commissioning process for dear old Songs of Praise. http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=media_news#Comments Tue, 14 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=hp_sauce&issue=1340 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=hp_sauce&issue=1340&GUID=213 LAST week the Daily Telegraph revealed yet more boot-filling by members of parliament who speculated on the London property market with public money. http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=hp_sauce#Comments Tue, 14 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=street_of_shame&issue=1340 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=street_of_shame&issue=1340&GUID=213 THE retirement of a man at the age of 71 is clearly such a seismic news event it deserves the sort of treatment usually reserved for massive terrorist attacks or a royal death, and Sir Alex Ferguson's decision duly dominated last week's media. http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=street_of_shame#Comments Tue, 14 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=crossword&issue=1340 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=crossword&issue=1340&GUID=213 Win £100 in our latest crossword competition <p> http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=crossword&issue=1340#Comments Tue, 14 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=headmasters_message&issue=1340 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=headmasters_message&issue=1340&GUID=213 Read the latest Headmaster's message from Dave and Nick. http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=headmasters_message&issue=1340#Comments Tue, 14 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=cartoons&issue=1340 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=cartoons&issue=1340&GUID=213 A few sample cartoons from the latest issue. <p> http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=cartoons&issue=1340#Comments Tue, 14 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=lookalikes&issue=1340 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=lookalikes&issue=1340&GUID=213 The latest lookalikes in your Private Eye. http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=lookalikes&issue=1340#Comments Tue, 14 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=columnists&issue=1340 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=columnists&issue=1340&GUID=213 Find out what our columnists are writing about in this weeks Private Eye<p> http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=columnists&issue=1340#Comments Tue, 14 May 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/?issue=1339 http://www.private-eye.co.uk?issue=1339&GUID=212 Find out whats in the latest edition of Private Eye. Selected highlights from the UK's number one best-selling news and current affairs magazine including our top stories, cartoons, the Eye crossword, Dumb Britain, Lookalikes, Colemanballs and much more. Plus added extras including our online shop for subscriptions offers, binders and back issues plus the eyePlayer, Covers Library, Blog and Classifieds. http://www.private-eye.co.uk/?issue=1339#Comments Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=hp_sauce&issue=1339 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=hp_sauce&issue=1339&GUID=212 DAVID CAMERON won applause from the Daily Mail in January last year when he promised "to kill the health and safety culture". Move on to spring 2013, and we can see what his pledge means: the coalition is to slash compensation payments to injured employees and the families of dead workers, which have existed since the 19th century. http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=hp_sauce#Comments Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=street_of_shame&issue=1339 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=street_of_shame&issue=1339&GUID=212 HIS Highness Sheikh Mohammed is not pleased, not pleased at all. With a huge doping scandal at his Newmarket stables, Godolphin, the question being asked by everyone involved in the Sport of Kings (surely Emirs? Ed.) is who knew what and when about his private trainer, Mahmood al-Zarooni, "needling" horses with steroids. http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=street_of_shame#Comments Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=news&issue=1339 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=news&issue=1339&GUID=212 ON 9 February last year, as his inquiry came to the end of "module one", Lord Justice Leveson asked what had happened to some legal submissions he had requested three months earlier. http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=news#Comments Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=crossword&issue=1339 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=crossword&issue=1339&GUID=212 Win £100 in our latest crossword competition <p> http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=crossword&issue=1339#Comments Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=headmasters_message&issue=1339 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=headmasters_message&issue=1339&GUID=212 Read the latest Headmaster's message from Dave and Nick. http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=headmasters_message&issue=1339#Comments Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=cartoons&issue=1339 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=cartoons&issue=1339&GUID=212 A few sample cartoons from the latest issue. <p> http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=cartoons&issue=1339#Comments Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=lookalikes&issue=1339 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=lookalikes&issue=1339&GUID=212 The latest lookalikes in your Private Eye. http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=lookalikes&issue=1339#Comments Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=columnists&issue=1339 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=columnists&issue=1339&GUID=212 Find out what our columnists are writing about in this weeks Private Eye<p> http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=columnists&issue=1339#Comments Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/?issue=1338 http://www.private-eye.co.uk?issue=1338&GUID=211 Find out whats in the latest edition of Private Eye. Selected highlights from the UK's number one best-selling news and current affairs magazine including our top stories, cartoons, the Eye crossword, Dumb Britain, Lookalikes, Colemanballs and much more. Plus added extras including our online shop for subscriptions offers, binders and back issues plus the eyePlayer, Covers Library, Blog and Classifieds. http://www.private-eye.co.uk/?issue=1338#Comments Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=in_the_back&issue=1338 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=in_the_back&issue=1338&GUID=211 IN CONNIVING with HM Revenue & Customs to cover up dodgy tax deals with multinationals like Vodafone and Goldman Sachs, National Audit Office (NAO) boss Amyas Morse has broken his own rules on the crucial task of dealing correctly with whistleblowers. http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=in_the_back#Comments Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=hp_sauce&issue=1338 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=hp_sauce&issue=1338&GUID=211 MARGARET THATCHER, with her low boredom threshold and distaste for blether, might not have stomached many of the tributes paid to her in parliament. http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=hp_sauce#Comments Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=news&issue=1338 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=news&issue=1338&GUID=211 DAVID CAMERON, ever keen on people who "do the right thing", authorised his officials to tell the press last week that former HBOS chief executive Sir James Crosby had done just that in giving up his knighthood and a third of his pension entitlement. It was now up to the "consciences and judgement" of other executives whether they followed his example. http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=news#Comments Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=crossword&issue=1338 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=crossword&issue=1338&GUID=211 Win £100 in our latest crossword competition <p> http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=crossword&issue=1338#Comments Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=headmasters_message&issue=1338 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=headmasters_message&issue=1338&GUID=211 Read the latest Headmaster's message from Dave and Nick. http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=headmasters_message&issue=1338#Comments Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=cartoons&issue=1338 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=cartoons&issue=1338&GUID=211 A few sample cartoons from the latest issue. <p> http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=cartoons&issue=1338#Comments Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=lookalikes&issue=1338 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=lookalikes&issue=1338&GUID=211 The latest lookalikes in your Private Eye. http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=lookalikes&issue=1338#Comments Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=columnists&issue=1338 http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=columnists&issue=1338&GUID=211 Find out what our columnists are writing about in this weeks Private Eye<p> http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=columnists&issue=1338#Comments Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:00:00 GMT