¿oACROSS&DOWNRK‰i(“Kå1.2cà|=..D.D...D...D....DDDDDDDDDDD..D.D.D.D.D.D.D.DDDDDDDD.DDDDDDDD.D...D.D.D...DDDDDDDDDD.DDDDD..D.D.D...D.D...DDDDDDDDDDDDD...D.D...D.D.D..DDDDD.DDDDDDDDDD...D.D.D...D.DDDDDDDD.DDDDDDDD.D.D.D.D.D.D.D..DDDDDDDDDDD....D...D...D.D....-.-...-...-....-----------..-.-.-.-.-.-.-.--------.--------.-...-.-.-...----------.-----..-.-.-...-.-...-------------...-.-...-.-.-..-----.----------...-.-.-...-.--------.--------.-.-.-.-.-.-.-..-----------....-...-...-.-..Eye 1325 /480CyclopsLabour happy to secure Cameron's end – cause of personal stink (5,5)(& 9dn.) Staff working on sod all: make over needed, as you'd expect from McDonald's (4)Erection doubtful after second time (6)Not right, shags, middle of month? (4)Minor story revealing the actions of a familiar royal (e.g. went topless)? (4,4,3)Solution applied to orifice as means of keeping eye on bedroom activities? (7)Life worth living? – and idiot put up with Lloyd Webber work! (5,4)see 20dn. (4)see 2dn. (4)Lousy experimental shag starts to turn lover yellow (7)Becomes the responsibility of Trip, drunken sot (5,2)Gains blown by one of Cameron's lot, so name put right at the bottom? (9)An inflammatory thing, waving 'IRA' T-shirt (9)Was on the brink of instilling good in Miliband – twice (5)Sarkozy-style expressions of fiddled claims (girls having no right) (10)Prince's engagement – neither party willing to bend (6,2,5)Sport real nuts, as happens to one who's been stiff for a while (7)System of detecting a would-be luvvie's establishment, right? (5)see 24dn. (4)Scandal sheet heading: "Pisspoor Etonians" (9)Cunning woman dramatically tamed Democrat (6)(& 8dn.) Personal funds, say, put into disgraceful 'Gents', son (4)Guardian arsehole embracing another arsehole with old-fashioned ejaculation (7)One pint of piss goes over Prince (4)Pop your clogs into wobbly arse for money (7)(& 18dn.) Do crack liberally laced with iodine to produce such a drug-inspired sound? (4)Tales of laddish bad behaviour, Kate not being around? (4,7)