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Christmas Can Be Cancelled Really Easily If It’s All Too Much Bother, Says Legal Advice… Baby It’s Cold Outside So I’ve Called You An Uber – Christmas Classics Updated for Millennials… Leader of European Research Group Should Resign, Insists Jacob Rees-Mogg… Nurseryland Prepares to Crash Out of Single This-Little-Piggy-Goes-To Market in 2019… Iain Duncan Scrooge, the Duchess of Scrooge and Mrs Theresa Scrooge – It’s ‘A Revised Christmas Carol … Top Cyclist Jeremy Corbyn Wins Sparts Personality of the Year… Climate Change Doesn’t Exist. Fact. But Santa Does – Trump Latest…

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Cracking gift ideas from Lord Gnome

Duchess diary
Meghan opens her heart to Craig Brown

Festive fun
Cartoons galore, plus a £250 prize crossword


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22nd January 2019
In the Online Edition

A few top stories from the magazine

No Virgin berth! »
richard-branson.jpg VIRGIN Trains is trumpeting the benefits of kindness this festive season, telling its Facebook users: “This Christmas, we’re painting the script of It’s a Wonderful Life...»

Blair, Brussels and Barnier»
blair-barnier.jpg TONY BLAIR still poses as a key political player, swanking about his influential private chats with the panjandrums of Brussels. Theresa May and the media have...»

Banks’s Rock follies »
arron-banks.jpg BREXIT bad boy Arron Banks has become a very bad boy indeed on the Isle of Man, where the local company registry is threatening to strike...»


... plus a few selected highlights:

News » Top stories
Street Of Shame » Top stories
HP Sauce » Top stories
Cartoons » Including Celeb
St Theresa » Independent State Grammar School
Mediaballs » The latest gaffes
Lookalikes » Are they related?
Crossword » Win a £100 prize!
In The Back » Top stories
Media News » Top stories
Columnists » Top stories
Rotten Boroughs » Top stories
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Private Eye Issue 1486
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Christmas Can Be Cancelled Really Easily If It’s All Too Much Bother, Says Legal Advice… Baby It’s Cold Outside So I’ve Called You An Uber – Christmas Classics Updated for Millennials… Leader of European Research Group Should Resign, Insists Jacob Rees-Mogg… Nurseryland Prepares to Crash Out of Single This-Little-Piggy-Goes-To Market in 2019… Iain Duncan Scrooge, the Duchess of Scrooge and Mrs Theresa Scrooge – It’s ‘A Revised Christmas Carol … Top Cyclist Jeremy Corbyn Wins Sparts Personality of the Year… Climate Change Doesn’t Exist. Fact. But Santa Does – Trump Latest…

Xmas Giftmart
Cracking gift ideas from Lord Gnome

Duchess diary
Meghan opens her heart to Craig Brown

Festive fun
Cartoons galore, plus a £250 prize crossword

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