St Theresa

School Grounds
Issue 1491
meerkat.jpg Could pupils please beware of the cliff edge which has suddenly appeared at the end of the road, down which I’ve been kicking my can.

I know I previously said that there wasn’t a cliff edge and that there was nothing to worry about, but it turns out there is one and a much sharper one than anyone ever feared.

So, it’s very important that nobody falls over the very sharp cliff edge. Although it has to remain a possibility while I keep kicking the can. The cliff edge is still a safe distance from where we arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!


VALE Mr Grayling

Sad news about Mr Grayling leaving. He isn’t. Despite a generous whip-round for a leaving present from pupils, parents and staff, Mr Failing is still in charge of school transport. Apologies.

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