Issue 1487
commentatorballs “What are you going to do on your last day as a vet? Spay a tomcat or two?”
JANE GARVEY
Radio 4

“Later on we’ll be finding out how Santander kept the money of dead customers, and you might’ve been one of them”
JEREMY VINE
Radio 2

“Andy Boyle is treading hot water”
COLIN MOFFAT
BBC Scotland

“Here in Newcastle, you can see as far as the eye can see”
Rugby reporter
BBC Radio Scotland

“The money they’re haemorrhaging is gastronomical”
LEE McCULLOCH
Radio Scotland

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