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Private Eye Issue 1486
PAUL FOOT AWARD
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Private Eye is now accepting admissions for the Paul Foot Award 2019 for Investigative and Campaigning Journalism. The award was set up in memory of revered investigative journalist Paul Foot, who died in 2004. The winning entry will be awarded £5,000 at a ceremony in London on 25th June 2019.

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