Issue 1489
commentatorballs “Someone’s got a loud inhaler”
CAMILLA TOMINEY
Radio 5 Live

“Maybe the Brentford penalty, that in VAR circumstances might not have been awarded, left a sour toast”
ROB BONNET
Radio 4

“Is it trying to show him love, maybe, after the door is bolted?”
GABBY LOGAN
BBC1

“Aguero after 24 seconds with his 17th goal of the first half”
JOHN MURRAY
Radio 5 Live

“Giroud as the focal point, no square pegs in man holes”
ALAN SMITH
Sky Sports

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