Issue 1493
commentatorballs “We’re looking down the barrel of death by a thousand cuts”
NADINE DORRIES
BBC2

“Up he went, like a salmon, one-handed”
EDDIE HEMMINGS
Sky Sports

“If he was sitting with us here today watching this, he’d be spinning in his grave”
JOHN McGINLAY
TalkSport

“Zenit needed to start like the proverbial train in Spain”
Presenter
BT Sport

“Scotland’s defence is being desiccated”
Nick Mullins
ITV

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