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No. 634 by Cyclops
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Across
8 Acknowledge BoJo's finally now put out (3,2,2)
10 One who might make a prick burn at the end, leered horribly (7)
11 See 5dn. 12 Late news: "What Trump would like to do" (4-5)
13 Erectile dysfunction restricts second favourite of the Queen (9)
14 Eyed up Lodge's novel (5)
16/18 "Mercy! Yer on!" (Boris Johnson openers)
– the making of party leader? (6,6)
21/6 Colour gets Prince Philip down? (5,4)
22 General screwing while hugging court figure (9)
24 "Ah! Cripes! Transformed!" Normal finally? Like bollocks! (9)
26 See 5dn. 27 For sale: kinky footwear (7)
28 Quite lacking obstruction, having an erection is relentless (2,3-2)

Down
1 Biographer causes Boris's head to get inflated – "nothing in it" (7)
2 Scanty boxers do split embarrassingly at first (6)
3 The craft of pressing the flesh? (8)
4 Playing around makes balls turn bad (2,4)
5/25/26/11 AA poked about everywhere, casually giving advice to potential debtor? (4,4,4,5,5)
6 See 21ac. 7 Conservative about to go round America with Donald's debut campaign (7)
9 Tony possibly accepted as laudable leader? No way! (3,6)
15 Shag with spirit and get over past mistake (3,1,5)
17 Tumescent? Finish imbibing lousy lager (8)
18 Sniggering Conservative, lacking refinement (8)
19 Rage: "Brexit's crap! Labour's leader must oust the ballot choice!" (7)
20 IT creep fiddled income item (7)
22 Prejudice of Bergerac is mean at heart (6)
23 Arafat, say, on the French: "Ripe for cultivation" (6)
25 See 5dn.


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