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School Panto Edition

Issue 1485

The Headmistress Writes…
Good afternoon, boys and girls. It’s panto season and I’m the Headmistress.

Ms Foster Writes…
Oh no, you’re not!

The Headmistress Writes…
Oh yes, I am.

Ms Foster Writes…
Oh NOOOOOOOOOO, you’re not!

The Headmistress Writes…
For the last time, oh yes I am. Unless I’m not…

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