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“Richard Hadlee probably knows more about fast bowling than most people have forgotten”
MICHAEL ATHERTON
Talksport

“As it was, he [Raúl Jiménez] got stuck between his own legs”
CONOR McNAMARA
BBC1

“Wood’s shot had gone straight down the goalkeeper’s throat, quite literally”
ANDY HINCHCLIFFE
Sky Sports

“These are incredible forecasts from the Bank of England, Simon. How credible are they?”
CLIVE MYRIE
BBC1

“Inexplicable – that’s the only explanation”
RUSSEL ARNOLD
Sky Sports

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