Issue 1479
commentatorballs “No one wants to be the white elephant in the room”
TRACEY NEVILLE
Radio 5 Live

“Shami’s bowling down the leg side... Pant’s off again!”
JONATHAN AGNEW
Radio 4

“Wife heavily pregnant, he [Alastair Cook] just comes out and delivers”
EBONY RAINFORD-BRENT
Radio 4

“His shoes were all silver and gold like a Belisha beacon”
GEOFFREY BOYCOTT
Radio 5 Live

“Do you think there’ll be a tear in his eye when the finger goes up?”
Reporter
Radio 5 Live

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