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A few top stories from the magazine

Smells of lavender…»
lady-falkender.jpg SO. Farewell then Marcia Williams, aka Lady Forkbender, former political secretary to Harold Wislon....»

Loan wolves»
blood.jpg SOME haemophiliac victims of the contaminated blood scandal of the 1970s and 1980s are in deep hock to the very charities set up to offer them...»

Matt blackout»
hancock-zuckerberg.jpg WHILE MPs fume that Mark Zuckerberg refuses to answer their questions face-to-face, transparency campaigners have unearthed one minister who managed to secure an interview with the...»


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News » Top stories
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Cartoons » Including Roo Of The Rovers
St Theresa » Independent State Grammar School
Mediaballs » The latest gaffes
Lookalikes » Are they related?
Crossword » Win a £100 prize!
In The Back » Top stories
Media News » Top stories
Columnists » Top stories
Rotten Boroughs » Top stories
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Mouse Denies Running Down Clock – Nursery Times Exclusive… Ratcliffe Leaves Sinking Ship RMS Brexitanic… PM ‘Needs More Time’ So Creates Extra Month Between February and March… Fresh Extinction Warning for David Attenborough Documentaries on the BBC… Donald Trump Creates New 51st State Called ‘Emergency’… White House Condemns Violence Against People President Trump Urges His Supporters to Attack… An Atheist Revolution, as told to Craig Brown

Man in the Eye
Tory party treasurer Ehud Sheleg

VAT’s life!
The supreme court’s supreme screw-up

Stupid boy
The gaffes of Gavin Williamson

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