St Theresa

The Headmistress Writes
Issue 1475
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If you’re a member of staff and have resigned since this newsletter went to press, you may wish to glue a small photograph of your face in the space above and amend the tribute below accordingly.

It is with great regret that the Headmistress has had to accept the resignation of [ ], on account of their dissatisfaction with the way she was handling the school’s departure from the EEU. As an ardent Leaver/Remainer (delete as applicable), [ ] was admired for his/her principles, but less admired for his/her total treachery and catastrophic sense of timing. We wish [ ] good luck in their future career, so long as it does not involve becoming Headteacher of a very, very successful independent state grammar school (incorporating the William III Orange Academy) which is in the middle of a seamless transition out of the European Education Union.

TM

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