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Issue 1475
commentatorballs “I just think the inevitable is going to happen”
ALLY McCOIST
ITV

“They need fresh legs, at least a couple”
DANNY MURPHY
BBC1

“When Mbappe opens up his legs he’s so much fun to watch”
TONY MEOLA
Fox Sports

“It’s never too early to rule out Geraint Thomas in the Tour de France, but on this occasion I think it probably is”
GARETH RHYS OWEN
Radio 5 Live

“He [Trippier] never fails to disappoint with his delivery”
LEE DIXON
ITV

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