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The minister’s meeting with Facebook
Bloody hell
NHS victims in hock to HIV charity Marcia remembered
The Eye hack and BBC Carter-Fucked
Number Crunching£365,000
Amount Jeremy Corbyn was forced to sell his family home in London for in 1999 after running up massive debts
£162,500
Amount his son Sebastian Corbyn was able to acquire an ex-housing association flat in London for in 2016, which he now lets out on Airbnb, despite his boss John McDonnell’s view that ‘social housing units being sold off... is scandalous’
In This Issue
Mouse Denies Running Down Clock – Nursery Times Exclusive… Ratcliffe Leaves Sinking Ship RMS Brexitanic… PM ‘Needs More Time’ So Creates Extra Month Between February and March… Fresh Extinction Warning for David Attenborough Documentaries on the BBC… Donald Trump Creates New 51st State Called ‘Emergency’… White House Condemns Violence Against People President Trump Urges His Supporters to Attack… An Atheist Revolution, as told to Craig Brown
Man in the Eye Tory party treasurer Ehud Sheleg
PAUL FOOT AWARD Submissions for 2019 Award now accepted
Private Eye is now accepting admissions for the Paul Foot Award 2019 for Investigative and Campaigning Journalism. The award was set up in memory of revered investigative journalist Paul Foot, who died in 2004. The winning entry will be awarded £5,000 at a ceremony in London on 25th June 2019.
China and Forkbenders
The Eye's human rights correspondent, the mysterious Dr Grim, reveals what it's like being one of China's Uighur Muslims (spoiler: it's not great), and Adam Macqueen and Francis Wheen commemorate the passing of one of the Eye's great sparring partners/legal threats, Lady Falkender. Free lavender notepad with every download!