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Issue 1471
commentatorballs “I was just thinking of George Orwell’s 1984 and wondering which animal you would be”
DANNY MILLS
Radio 5 Live

“He’s made out of mercury, that player – rock solid”
AUSTIN HEALEY
BT Sport

“Certainly not the kind of person you want to be looking over your shoulder and seeing in your rear-view mirror”
ANDREW COLTART
Sky Sports Golf

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