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WESTMINSTER
Veteran Tory Robert Davis resigns after an internal report highlights his voracious appetite for freebies from property developers and others.

BROCKENHURST
After tying itself in knots and attracting national ridicule, the parish council finally orders a British Legion ‘silent soldier’ memorial, complete with rifle.

COVENTRY
The three useful idiots (‘Labour councillors’, shurely? Ed.) who are to attend a peace conference in, yes, Russia latest this month.

CHESHIRE EAST
The beleaguered council calls in Inspector Knacker yet again, this time to investigate a ‘historic land transaction’.

BOURNEMOUTH
The CPS says Dorset Police doesn’t have the evidence to justify prosecuting Tory leader John Beesley over conflicts of interest, but rebel Tories are still not happy.

CAMBRIDGESHIRE
How long before the county, whose finances are fatally entwined with those of neighbouring Northants, follow the latter into bankruptcy?

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