St Theresa

The Headmistress Writes
Issue 1476
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Out of Office Message

Anyone communicating with the Headmistress during her well-deserved holiday will have received the following message:

This is Mrs May, I am not out of office and nor will I be in the foreseeable future. Any suggestions to the contrary are entirely untrue and circulated by people who never will be in office. You know who you are, Mr Johnson, Mr Mogg, Mr Davis, and everyone else. I will not be looking at emails whilst I am away, not because I haven’t got internet access but because it’s too depressing.

TM

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