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Issue 1457
commentatorballs “They’ve got the tail between their teeth”
MICHAEL GRAY
TalkSport

“Selby, having trailed 5-2, now only trails 4-3”
CLIVE EVERTON
ITV4

“Rangers are a unique team, just like seven or eight others”
ALLY McCOIST
Radio 5 Live

“A man who recently lost both legs is scrambling for somewhere to stay after being discharged from hospital”
Newsreader
CBC Radio Winnipeg

“Casemiro, now playing in the middle of a back two”
STEVE McMANAMAN
BT Sport

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