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Get an arse like Kate’s sister’s...
Private Eye Issue 1304 - Dec 2011
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Smoke and feel sporty too!
Private Eye Issue 1304 - Dec 2011
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This year’s must-have toy...
Private Eye Issue 1304 - Dec 2011
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Jesus Christ! It’s the Gnome Christmas Giftmart...
Private Eye Issue 1304 - Dec 2011
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See yourself on TV!
Private Eye Issue 1304 - Dec 2011
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Break the speed limit with the Lib Dems!
Private Eye Issue 1304 - Dec 2011
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Relive the magic of Arthurian legend...
Private Eye Issue 1304 - Dec 2011
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Not suitable for vegetarians
Private Eye Issue 1304 - Dec 2011
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Rolling satire 24 hours a day…
Private Eye Issue 1304 - Dec 2011
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Message from Mr Clegg, Deputy Head
Private Eye Issue 1303 - Dec 2011
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The page you can read 24 hours a day
Private Eye Issue 1303 - Dec 2011
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George ‘heavily indebted’ to Gordon
Private Eye Issue 1303 - Dec 2011
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Why Leveson makes me livid…
Private Eye Issue 1303 - Dec 2011
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A bad case of gas-guzzling…
Private Eye Issue 1302 - Nov 2011
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Cripes! The streets are paved with women…
Private Eye Issue 1302 - Nov 2011
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UK ‘cancelled’ due to wrong type of deal…
Private Eye Issue 1302 - Nov 2011
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Rolling drivel, 24 hours a day…
Private Eye Issue 1302 - Nov 2011
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Why we need Trident subs in the Thames…
Private Eye Issue 1302 - Nov 2011
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The Don sings Nessun Reforma…
Private Eye Issue 1302 - Nov 2011
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Why the Duke is a complete waste of money
Private Eye Issue 1302 - Nov 2011
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Let us bray…
Private Eye Issue 1300 - Oct 2011
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Gruesome images from the circulation war
Private Eye Issue 1300 - Oct 2011
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Execution guidelines at point blank rangel
Private Eye Issue 1300 - Oct 2011
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That Legova-Halfcock trial in full…
Private Eye Issue 1300 - Oct 2011
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Werritty, oh Werritty…
Private Eye Issue 1300 - Oct 2011
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Why MPs need to be whipped…
Private Eye Issue 1300 - Oct 2011
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‘Cameron silent on Westlife split – more soon’
Private Eye Issue 1300 - Oct 2011
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Watching Ink Dry
Courtesy of V&A channel - Oct 2011
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Latest from Strictly Come Off It!
Private Eye Issue 1299 - Oct 2011
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Heather who?
Private Eye Issue 1299 - Oct 2011
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You read it in the Daily Mail
Private Eye Issue 1299 - Oct 2011
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Those corporation cuts in full
Private Eye Issue 1299 - Oct 2011
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Why we need a leader who appeals to women
Private Eye Issue 1299 - Oct 2011
Audio - 01:10
Just stop pussy-footing around
Private Eye Issue 1299 - Oct 2011
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‘Recession could trigger a recession’
Private Eye Issue 1299 - Oct 2011
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Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Private Eye Issue 1298 - Sep 2011
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Bunga-bunga with Borisconi
Private Eye Issue 1298 - Sep 2011
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The traveller’s tale that just won’t budge
Private Eye Issue 1298 - Sep 2011
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On the barricades at Dale Farm
Private Eye Issue 1298 - Sep 2011
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‘I’m booked!’ says top cop
Private Eye Issue 1298 - Sep 2011
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‘It’s a disaster,’ says Rupert Murdoch
Private Eye Issue 1298 - Sep 2011
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Debate live with Indy owner Lebedev
Private Eye Issue 1298 - Sep 2011
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Tony Blair IS George Very-Smiley
Private Eye Issue 1297 - Sep 2011
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Time allowed, 2 hours
Private Eye Issue 1297 - Sep 2011
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Gove term begins today
Private Eye Issue 1297 - Sep 2011
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Why I won’t be watching Strictly Come Dancing
Private Eye Issue 1297 - Sep 2011
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Godfather Tony at the Murdoch baptism
Private Eye Issue 1297 - Sep 2011
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Inspector Barnaby & the Chipping Norton set
Private Eye Issue 1297 - Sep 2011
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Rolling drivel, 24 hours a day
Private Eye Issue 1297 - Sep 2011
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Live now to Tripoli...
Private Eye Issue 1296 - Sep 2011
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Fruity girls head for Mail via clearing
Private Eye Issue 1296 - Sep 2011
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Discipline begins in the nursery
Private Eye Issue 1296 - Sep 2011
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Performed by the NY Met Police, er, Opera
Private Eye Issue 1296 - Sep 2011
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Regime Totters, says Tunis Times
Private Eye Issue 1295 - Aug 2011
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Top Figures (and Prezza) Speak Out
Private Eye Issue 1295 - Aug 2011
Audio - 02:24
Rupert Murdoch Faces a Hostile Board
Private Eye Issue 1295 - Aug 2011
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Vote Bozza, friend of the Rozzer
Private Eye Issue 1295 - Aug 2011
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Dave Spart Fans the Flames
Private Eye Issue 1295 - Aug 2011
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Top Cops Slam MPs' Tactics
Private Eye Issue 1295 - Aug 2011
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A message from the Dirty Digger
Private Eye Issue 1293 - Jul 2011
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Another message from the Dirty Digger
Private Eye Issue 1293 - Jul 2011
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168 years of filth
Private Eye Issue 1293 - Jul 2011
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Dame Sylvie Krin on Lupert and Wendi
Private Eye Issue 1293 - Jul 2011
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Bozza on those rotten rozzers
Private Eye Issue 1293 - Jul 2011
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Harry Potter and the cash cow of doom
Private Eye Issue 1293 - Jul 2011
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Baby Beckham’s stupid bloody name
Private Eye Issue 1293 - Jul 2011
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More from Our Olympic Staff, Phil Corporate-Box
Private Eye Issue 1292 - Jul 2011
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Beware Geeks Boring Gits
Private Eye Issue 1292 - Jul 2011
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Meddling latest from Clarence House
Private Eye Issue 1292 - Jul 2011
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The man on the Clapham omnibuggy
Private Eye Issue 1292 - Jul 2011
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Exclusive! The Labour leader talks to the Eye
Private Eye Issue 1292 - Jul 2011
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London mayor gets the PM all steamed up
Private Eye Issue 1292 - Jul 2011
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Health Secretary Andrew Lansley at the terminal stage
Private Eye Issue 1291 - Jun 2011
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Your TV tonight
Private Eye Issue 1291 - Jun 2011
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Fred the Shred falls in love with (name withheld)
Private Eye Issue 1291 - Jun 2011
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Rolling drivel, 24 hours a day
Private Eye Issue 1291 - Jun 2011
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Latest news from the General Synod
Private Eye Issue 1291 - Jun 2011
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Tories abandon weekly rubbish policy
Private Eye Issue 1291 - Jun 2011
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Real commentators, real comments, real balls
Private Eye Issue 1291 - Jun 2011
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That Get the F*** To Sleep Book
Private Eye Issue 1291 - Jun 2011
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Eye exclusive by Sir William Rees-McGonagall
Private Eye Issue 1291 - Jun 2011
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Listen with BoJo, the Mayor of London
Private Eye Issue 1291 - Jun 2011
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Will killer cucumbers cause house price collapse?
Private Eye Issue 1290 - Jun 2011
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A Message from Lord Gnome
Private Eye Issue 1290 - Jun 2011
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It’s a Fifa-all!
Private Eye Issue 1290 - Jun 2011
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Why the London Mayor is for the high jump
Private Eye Issue 1290 - Jun 2011
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Rolling satire… more soon
Private Eye Issue 1290 - Jun 2011
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Clever-clogs toddlers make me puke
Private Eye Issue 1290 - Jun 2011
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New outrage over the ‘N’ word
Private Eye Issue 1290 - Jun 2011
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The latest from Hay-on-Wye-oh-Why
Private Eye Issue 1290 - Jun 2011
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School notices from Deputy Head Mr Clegg
Private Eye Issue 1290 - Jun 2011
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Rolling satire, 24 hours a day
Private Eye Issue 1289 - May 2011
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That Obama State Procession in Full
Private Eye Issue 1289 - May 2011
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Working towards a future in Downing Street
Private Eye Issue 1289 - May 2011
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MP comes out as a criminal
Private Eye Issue 1289 - May 2011
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Mary Portas, woman off the telly
Private Eye Issue 1289 - May 2011
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Mystery Dwarf Named on Twitter
Private Eye Issue 1289 - May 2011
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Paternity leave makes me really, really angry
Private Eye Issue 1289 - May 2011
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Why Lady Gaga should shut it
Private Eye Issue 1289 - May 2011
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The Government’s promise to Our Boys
Private Eye Issue 1289 - May 2011
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Obama, Bush, Boris and al Fugger speak
Private Eye Issue 1288 - May 2011
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Superinjuncted public figure ‘XMC’ talks to the Eye
Private Eye Issue 1288 - May 2011
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William Rees-McGonagall’s new poem – an Eye exclusive!
Private Eye Issue 1288 - May 2011
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Saluting the cream of British journalism...
Private Eye Issue 1286 - Apr 2011
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Celeb you've never heard of hits out
Private Eye Issue 1286 - Apr 2011
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The Alternative Vote made simple...
Private Eye Issue 1286 - Apr 2011
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There's nothing wrong with being monitored...
Private Eye Issue 1286 - Apr 2011
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The Best in Middle of the Road Music
Private Eye Issue 1286 - Apr 2011
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Exclusive to all papers!
Private Eye Issue 1286 - Apr 2011
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From our man in the Toyota pick-up...
Private Eye Issue 1286 - Apr 2011
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Sir Herbert Gussett on Britain's African legacy
Private Eye Issue 1286 - Apr 2011
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Careers advice from the Deputy Head, Mr Clegg
Private Eye Issue 1286 - Apr 2011
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Money Lovers’ Guide with Tony & Cherie
Private Eye Issue 1285 - Mar 2011
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Dave Spart marches against the cuts
Private Eye Issue 1285 - Mar 2011
Audio - 01:21
Taking a nap with Kenneth Clarke
Private Eye Issue 1285 - Mar 2011
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Sir Herbert Gussett takes tea at Fortnum’s
Private Eye Issue 1285 - Mar 2011
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Coalition vows to ‘Carry on for ever’
Private Eye Issue 1285 - Mar 2011
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Those miserable Scandinavian detectives in full…
Private Eye Issue 1285 - Mar 2011
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Dave finds a use for the Lib Dems
Private Eye Issue 1285 - Mar 2011
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Stop hounding William Hague…
Private Eye Issue 1284 - Mar 2011
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May cause dreariness…
Private Eye Issue 1284 - Mar 2011
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Let’s invade Libya
Private Eye Issue 1284 - Mar 2011
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Royal wedding coverage latest
Private Eye Issue 1284 - Mar 2011
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Possible outbreaks of anti-semitism…
Private Eye Issue 1284 - Mar 2011
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Live from the count…
Private Eye Issue 1284 - Mar 2011
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Tweedledum snubs Tweedledee
Private Eye Issue 1284 - Mar 2011
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Should Stephen Fry be grounded?
Private Eye Issue 1284 - Mar 2011
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Gaddafi’s message to Mr Blair
Private Eye Issue 1283 - Mar 2011
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First Night Review
Private Eye Issue 1283 - Mar 2011
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Ballyshambles South
Private Eye Issue 1283 - Mar 2011
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Shock New Health Warning
Private Eye Issue 1283 - Mar 2011
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Real Questions, Real Answers, Real Stupid
Private Eye Issue 1283 - Mar 2011
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The Big Debate with Mr Clegg, Deputy Head
Private Eye Issue 1283 - Mar 2011
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Real Comments, Real Commentators, Real Balls
Private Eye Issue 1283 - Mar 2011
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A Note to University Applicants from Mr Clegg, Deputy Head
Private Eye Issue 1282 - Feb 2011
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Cameron Calls For Integration
Private Eye Issue 1282 - Feb 2011
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Contacting your GP
Private Eye Issue 1282 - Feb 2011
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Sir Herbert Gussett writes...
Private Eye Issue 1282 - Feb 2011
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Real questions, real answers, really dumb
Private Eye Issue 1281 & 1282 - Feb 2011
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Radio 3 presents...
Private Eye Issue 1282 - Feb 2011
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