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Current Issue (No. 1391)
The current issue of Private Eye is on sale now. You can use the links on this page to view selected highlights and top stories from the online edition, but to view all the content you'd have to buy the magazine or subscribe here and get delivery straight to your home every fortnight.

Next issue on sale:
12th May 2015

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In the Online Edition

Top stories from the magazine

Rupert and his wayward twin Suns»
murdoch sturgeon.jpg THE Dirty Digger is close to apoplexy about Labour’s threat to force him to sell off titles. Last week an unnamed Murdoch executive told the Independent...»

A bone of contention for Labour»
nhs poster.jpg IN Ed Miliband’s bid to “weaponise” the NHS, Labour hit a shocking new low with one of its attack posters....»

Tory agent disowns his own candidate!»
andrew turner 2.jpg ANDREW TURNER, the pisspoor Conservative candidate on the Isle of Wight, had seemed assured of victory because the party faithful would vote for a nematode worm...»


... plus a few selected highlights:

- News » Top stories
- Street Of Shame » Top stories
- HP Sauce » Top stories
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- Dumb Britain »
- Cartoons » Including Scene & Heard
- Headmasters Message » New Coalition Academy
- Mediaballs » The latest gaffes
- Lookalikes » Are they related?
- Crossword » Win a £100 prize!
- In The Back » Top stories
- Media News » Top stories
- Columnists » Top stories
- Rotten Boroughs » Top stories
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- I Spy »
- Poetry Corner »
- Pseuds Corner »
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Only in the Magazine

Exclusive stories

- Maths myths: MD unpicks the parties’ fantasy promises for the NHS
- Princess of Wails: Police launch a new inquiry at the troubled Bridgend hospital
- Headmaster’s Message: Hello… or is it goodbye from the New Coalition Academy?

Plus...

private eyeTrident to be replaced by the Loch Ness monster if Labour Wins, says Daily Mail… Lord Janner: Me and My Spoon… New from Gnomemart: The Inflatable Ed… Cameron: ‘I’m a lifelong Tuscan Villa fan’… That Slimmed Down Ukip BBC Schedule in Full… The New Caring Clarkson Column… Nursery Times: Mrs Goggins Wrongly Accused of Fraud...How to write the same piece more than 1,000 times with Polly Toynbee: Grauniad Masterclasses


...and all the regular columns, jokes and cartoons

Including: In The Back, Street Of Shame, HP Sauce, Crossword, Funny Old World, Luvvies, Number Crunching, Me & My Spoon, Craig Brown's Diary, Mediaballs, Pseuds Corner, Letters, Lookalikes, Headmaster's Message, Cartoons, Strips, Music And Musicians, Books And Bookmen, Medicine Balls, Agri Brigade, Signal Failures, Eye TV, Rotten Boroughs, Media News and much, much more!

To read all this you'd have to buy the magazine or subscribe here and get delivery straight to your home every fortnight!


Private Eye Issue 1390
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