Well, then, what DO you Eye hacks call the fortnightly lunches at the Coach and Horses? I certainly hope it’s nothing as quotidien as “the fortnightly Private Eye lunches at the Coach and Horses”…shurely shomeone has come up with shomething much catchier throughout the decades?

Respectfully submitted,
Payne N.D. Aarz (Mrs)
The Hague

Er… “the lunch”, usually. Or, on occasion, at about 7pm when attempting to get home through streets of considerably soberer people than self, “a mistake.”