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THE GREEN STUFF
As Gordon Brown did, likely next chancellor Rachel Reeves has hired City types to help design her centrepiece policy, a National Wealth Fund.

POWER TRIP
Intelligence firm Hakluyt is preparing for a Labour government by helping fund shadow minister Peter Kyle's recent trip to California to meet tech bosses.

EXTREME CONFUSION
When the government finally announced a new definition of extremism, the head of the Commission for Countering Extremism was strangely quiet.

HANDY MURRAY
Former ambassador turned blogger Craig Murray is running in Blackburn for the Workers Party of Britain – and his stance on Russia has shifted accordingly.

CALLED TO ORDURE
Chief execs from four high-street banks put on quite a show before a select committee over what their banks are doing to meet a new "consumer principle".

PRIVATE PUBLICISTS
The Public Relations and Communications Association claims to be a self-regulating trade body, but there seems to be little sign of regulatory activity.

HOUSING NEWS
Britain's landlords are raising their rents well above the rate of inflation, with private rents are up by a record 9 percent.

BRUSSELS SPROUTS
Ursula von der Leyen is almost certain to claim a second term as European Commission president, but paranoia reigns in the European People's Party.

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