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Wally reveals truth about mystery absence… A London Clinic Doctor writes… Asylum seekers moved out of hotels need to be moved into hotels… Nurseryland voted happiest place to live… Major road closure causes havoc in Oz… Ofcom report shocks world with GB News ruling… Why the next James Bond will be a woke disaster… Allison Pearson's Diary, as told to Craig Brown

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Prison breaking
The troubled jail that's locking people out

Imposter syndrome
More problems for the "outspoken" Dan Wootton

Cyber nasty
Labour's trouble with Knacker over candidate selection


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NEXT ISSUE ON SALE
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In the Online Edition

A few top stories from the magazine

Having your Kate and eating it»
princess-cath.jpg WHAT was that terrible squealing sound ringing out across Fleet Street late on Friday afternoon after the nation's royal correspondents were given advance warning of the...»

Dog's dinner»
dog.jpg PUPPY farmers across the UK won't be losing any sleep over the new proposal to ban puppy imports into the UK....»

Culture cash»
keir.jpg THE normally buttoned-up Keir Starmer won plaudits earlier this month for an impassioned speech in praise of British culture....»


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News » Top stories
Street Of Shame » Top stories
HP Sauce » Top stories
Cartoons » Including Starmite
PM's Whatsapp » Members only
St Theresa » Independent State Grammar School
PM's Statement » Clowning Street
Mediaballs » The latest gaffes
Lookalikes » Are they related?
Crossword » Win a £100 prize!
In The Back » Top stories
Media News » Top stories
Columnists » Top stories
Rotten Boroughs » Top stories
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Wally reveals truth about mystery absence… A London Clinic Doctor writes… Asylum seekers moved out of hotels need to be moved into hotels… Nurseryland voted happiest place to live… Major road closure causes havoc in Oz… Ofcom report shocks world with GB News ruling… Why the next James Bond will be a woke disaster… Allison Pearson's Diary, as told to Craig Brown

Prison breaking
The troubled jail that's locking people out

Imposter syndrome
More problems for the "outspoken" Dan Wootton

Cyber nasty
Labour's trouble with Knacker over candidate selection

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